"One Day a Monster Killed a Boy" - 1992

Task: Take Daniel Pinkwater's advice and write something you enjoy.

"One day a monster killed a boy. Then, a UFO landed and mud wrestled for the boy. The alien won. He took the boy and met a ghost. The ghost stabbed him and he died. The ghost took the boy to Loch Ness. Then, the Loch Ness Monster took the boy away to a cemetery. Dead people killed Nessy. They ate the boy."

BONUS!
A dramatic reading of the above story.